Four friends spent weeks planning the perfect weekend away - camping, fishing, telling stories and having a few beers together.
Two days before the group was due to leave Rob's wife put her foot down and told him he wasn't going.
Rob's friends were very upset that he couldn't go but what can they do? Rob's wife was a tough lady.
Two days later the three arrived at the camping site to find Rob sitting there with the tents set up, firewood gathered and supper cooking on the fire.
"Rob!" What are you doing here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
Well, yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair watching tv and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said "'guess who?"
I pulled her hands off and saw that she was wearing a sexy, see through nightie. She took my hand and led me to the bedroom.
The room had two dozen candles and rose petals scattered over the floor and the bed.
On the bed there were fur covered handcuffs, a blindfold and several ropes.
She told me to blindfold, tie and cuff her to the bed - so I did.
And then she said, "Now you can do what ever you want."
So here I am.
