New position

[mary62]

I'm Off on my hols in 2 weeks so I will be posting 2 jokes a day (cos my new year resolution was to try and post a joke every day)

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

[KKOB]

We won't mind if you don't stick to your resolution.

[kevin3]

   Stick with the plan Mary and sod em'.  Have a great holiday.       

[Lotty]

Doing well Mary62 - knock em dead!

[Menthol]

Well I like your jokes, Mary. Keep em coming.

Oh and have a nice holiday too.

[mary62]

Thanks All. Will do me best to give a few chuckles for when i'm away.

I will attempt to make you laugh KKOB, whether you like it or not!!!  

[KKOB]

I AM laughing Mary.