South African chap walks into a bar in a remote area - just outside Johannesburg - with a crocodile on a rope lead.
"I want a pint of beer for myself and a big kaffir - for the crocodile 'cos he's hungry"
"Certainly Sir". A pint of beer and a bound, large Zulu were duly offered and consumed.
"Barman! Another beer foe me and another meal for the croc".
"Certainly Sir".
The evening wore on.....more beers and more big, black chaps were consumed.
Just before closing time the man ordered another beer "for the road" and another big, black chap for the crocodile.
"Sorry Sir - I can do the beer but the crocodile has eaten all the big, black chaps we have. However, I can do you a deal. Out the back we have a tribe of pygmies. I'll do you two pygmies for the price of one big fella".
"No mate - Just the beer, thanks. He's a b*****d when he gets on shorts".
