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Offline pompeylee

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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:28:27 AM »
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb

Och! it's no that dark
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Offline Jacqui Harvey

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Re: Scotsman
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2017, 22:23:53 PM »
How many Englishmen  does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer.... Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to turn the ladder.

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2017, 23:18:23 PM »
How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !"
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2017, 06:31:58 AM »
How many Scousers does it take to change nick a lightbulb ?

Just the one.
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Re: Scotsman
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2017, 23:28:31 PM »
Quote from: KKOB on January 17, 2017, 06:31:58 AM
How many Scousers does it take to change nick a lightbulb ?

Just the one.
Get it right KKOB....we wouldn't just nick the light bulb, we'd steal the lamp shade as well. Talk about outsiders giving us a bad name ....we do take pride in our(job) Careers
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