A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he falls asleep."
Two weeks later, the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he didn't even touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
