Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on January 11, 2019, 11:39:14 AM
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A wife asks her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?" "No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him "Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?" "Uh... no, I haven't" he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
Then she said "Have you ever seen £25,000 all crumpled up?" "No!" he said... trying hard now to hide his anticipation.
She said "Might want to check the garage".