Good news for all senior wine drinkers

[Highlander]

I kid you not....

New Wine  for Seniors




California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.


The new  wine will be marketed as


PINO MORE
 




I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I  just could not help it.