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Offline mary62

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beer is bad for you
« on: October 05, 2018, 15:58:24 PM »
Beer is bad for you.  Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer - hops contain Phytoestrogens - and that by drinking enough beer, men began to act like women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

Argued over nothing.

Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

Gained weight.

Talked excessively without making sense.

Became overly emotional

Couldn't drive.

Failed to think rationally, and

Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!




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