A blonde phones her mother...
"Hi mum how are you?"
"oh, hi sharon,where are you?i thought you were with your father at B&Q?"
"Yeah,we were but i got arrested, and they let me have one phone call"
"What happened"
"Oh, i punched this coloured lady in the head"
"Why on earth did you do that?"
"Well it wasn't my fault,dad told me to find 'A BLACK AND DECKER'
