A local radio station was interviewing a lady in her 80's on the subject of why so late in life she had decided to marry for the 4th time and why a funeral director[?]after some discussion, he then asked what her previous husbands occupations had been, well after some thought she replied the first when in my 20's was a banker, in my 40's the second a circus ring master, in my 60's I married a preacher, and now in my 80's a funeral director, the interviewer looked stunned and ask why such diverse occupations for her husbands[?] she
and replied,........one for the money,two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go
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I will get me coat:P