Bacon

[Scunner]

One more story like that and you're banned

[kanga]

took 10 kilos of bacon over in april,lea and perrins, walls sawhedges,nesquick,gravy granules
next time in july  its the black pudding ,gammon steaks,faggots,lamb pork chops ,pork pies
things i do for peeps in calis,oooh and 4 cans of magners
kanga

[Karennina]

Oh please Scunner dont ban me I cant live without my forum! What have I done now is it cos I made Derek put his chefs hat on and cook sausages,and bacon for my lovely dog! Dog only ate the sausages and left the bacon!

[Scunner]

Coming over here and cooking bacon & sausages for dogs?! Such stories could mentally scar us Brits

[Karennina]

Ha it was funny though, Derek was saying I cant believe I am cooking a meal for a dog, I laid the table and everything but after all that he only wanted the sausages!

[Scunner]

Trust me, it doesn't sound too funny to me. Maybe I will bring some beautiful Turkish Meze's and Pide's over to your place in the UK, and feed them to the pigeons  

[Karennina]

Ha I could kill for a Pide now um a mushroom one I think!
Scunner you always say you will come to my place when in UK and you dont! I have just consumed the other half of the port tonight, I was made up cos my boy came out with his old Ma for a meal cos I am 46 today oh my God how old I feel about 26 when I am in Calis. Any time you want bacon just let me know.

[busybee]

Down to last four rasher of bacon:(, but hey ho brother coming out soon so thought no worries.  He now tells me he wont bring any out cos he knew someone who was caught and fined last year for having bacon. Just my bloody luck.

[laffa]

 :)Busby, tell him to put it in his suitcase, should be okay.....

[Karennina]

Did he mean caught in UK with the bacon or Turkey?
We were told at security check UK the bacon and sausages we could keep but not the beans cos they contain liquid, but would have bean!(pardon the pun) ok if it was corned beef in the tin as does not have any liquid in.