Bugger this house work this could be the start of a bad day ,thought i would put the Hoover on downstairs ,not that it realy needed it but i did hear a rumour that the local Cockroaches were moaning about the obstacle course on my lounge floor ,so better keep them happy personally i think once every 8 weeks is enough half way in to it the hoover head got stuck under the settee its a settee you cant pick up with one hand unless your names Arnold ,pushing it pulling it too lazy to turn it off ,gave it a couple taps with my foot nothing now getting a bit p....d off kicked it a bit harder and broke the bloody pipe in half hey ho Finnish off with pan and brush now got to have another shower as its so warm ,think i might have to have wander and have a few juices now have a nice day (any house keepers out there cant pay much but you'd have a good laugh)[^]
