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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on September 23, 2011, 22:33:37 PM

Title: Late night
Post by: birdseye on September 23, 2011, 22:33:37 PM
An elderly man is stopped  by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked wherehe is going at this time of  night. The man replies,  "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and theeffects it has on the  human body, as well as smoking and staying outlate." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving  that lecture at this time ofnight?" The man replies, "That would be my  wife."  :o