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Offline birdseye

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« on: May 08, 2010, 21:26:17 PM »
When the husband finally died, his wife put the death  notice in the paper, but added that he died of  gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.'
Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him  as a great lover rather than the big s**t he  always was.'

 



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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 01:57:03 AM »
Loved that one Birdseye!!
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