He didn't like the casserole and he didn't like my cake,
The biscuits were too hard not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right he didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him one
Like his mother used to do.
:D