Italian Wedding Night
Maria had just gotten married,
and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her
wedding night she was very nervous as she didn't know what to expect.
Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Don's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making
pasta."
So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Don took off his shirt
and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and
says,"Mama, Mama, Don's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry,
Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs.
He'll take good care of you."
So, uppa she went again. When she got
up in the bedroom, Don took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Don took
off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men
have got hairy legs. Don's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take
good
care of you."
So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Don took
off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When
Maria
saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Don's got a foot and
a half!"
Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."
:D
