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Offline birdseye

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« on: May 13, 2012, 09:31:03 AM »




 


Be careful what you purchase on eBay -- Spent £50 on a penis enlarger

Sods sent me a magnifying glass.

Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.

 




Offline Stan

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 10:33:00 AM »
Bugger !! just ordered one :D

Offline KKOB

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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2012, 11:38:09 AM »
Is that what's making you squint ?

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2012, 11:48:07 AM »
No ,its because my three "dates" didn't turn up !! :D




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