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Offline Ally B

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Tractors
« on: December 14, 2015, 13:24:18 PM »
This is my first and I think my last post on this topic.

Ever since Billy was a little boy he was fascinated by tractors. When asked what he wanted for each birthday it was always tractors.Tractor books, tractor dvd's anything to do with tractors.This went on right up to his 17th birthday when he wanted tractor driving lessons.Next year on his 18th birthday his dad said to him "is it tractors again Billy" No said Billy football boots Iv'e gone off tractors.Later that day Billy was out walking when he came across a house on fire.When he went for a closer look a man shouted that there were people trapped inside and no one could near because of the dense smoke. "Stand back " said Billy "let me go in first" "Why" said the man" are you a fireman"   "No " said Billy I'm  An   EX TRACTOR FAN



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Re: Tractors
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 13:56:33 PM »

  Brilliant.     :)

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Offline mary62

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Re: Tractors
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 17:45:14 PM »
Love it

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Re: Tractors
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2015, 19:15:03 PM »
I've just wasted near on a minute of my precious lifetime reading that joke.  Go on, go and get that coat!!

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Re: Tractors
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2015, 11:55:44 AM »
is this tractor topic "exhausted" now?

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2015, 12:19:53 PM »
No ! We must keep ploughing on.  :)

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Re: Tractors
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2015, 15:50:49 PM »

  Yeah, maybe we could Combine our efforts and Harvest a Crop of one liners. I'd be Chaffed if we could, in fact as happy as a Pig in s##t.   :)




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