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General Topics => The Debating Chamber => Topic started by: Colwyn on March 10, 2017, 16:38:48 PM

Title: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Colwyn on March 10, 2017, 16:38:48 PM
From where did this phrase come? Are receptionists trained to always reply using it? Is it supposed to be a reassuring phrase with no meaning? Today I phoned the dentist surgery to make an appointment. The conversation went like this.

Me: I'd like to book an appointment.
She: No problem at all. What is your name?
Me: Colwyn ********
She: No problem at all. What is the appointment for.
Me: I've broken a tooth.
She: No problem at all.


It was at this stage I felt like saying, "It may not be a problem to you, but bloody well is for me!" but I thought this might make booking an appointment a little more difficult ... so I kept quiet.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: scorcher on March 10, 2017, 17:07:41 PM
Agreed 100% - really irritating. I always remark how lucky they are to have no problems and offer them some of mine...
"No worries" is another to get the same treatment.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: mary62 on March 11, 2017, 12:07:44 PM
OOOPS....I am guilty of saying both of these phrases. : :)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 11, 2017, 13:05:21 PM
It really grinds my gears when someone begins a spoken reply with "So, ...."
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Bluwise on March 11, 2017, 13:33:19 PM
Mine too KKOB - so annoying >:(
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Dennis Vint on March 11, 2017, 13:46:27 PM
Discretion is better than Valour, Colwyn............no problem at all!!!!!      ;D
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on March 11, 2017, 14:28:49 PM
We find people in our neck of the woods say "Not a problem".  In a local restaurant.... A G.&T. And a Beer please, Not a problem,  can we have a menu?.. Not a problem.  Can I order the fish?... Not a problem.
Drives me mad.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 11, 2017, 14:48:05 PM
At the end of the day.....
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: sadler on March 11, 2017, 15:21:54 PM
 >:(
At the end of the day.....



I absolutely hate that, what does it mean?
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: sadler on March 11, 2017, 15:23:34 PM
"You have a nice day now" drives me mad, and what do we answer, "Thankyou and you too". None of it is meant!
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 11, 2017, 15:36:13 PM
>:(
At the end of the day.....



I absolutely hate that, what does it mean?

My reply has always been " It gets **ckin' dark mate !"
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: stoop on March 12, 2017, 11:58:54 AM
.. as salesmen we were told never to use that phrase. Saying there is 'no problem' was a big no no as it evidently plants the seed of doubt in the mind of the customer that there might be a problem somewhere down the line.

Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 12, 2017, 12:09:55 PM
I'll run that up the flagpole and see who salutes it Stoop.  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: strange on March 13, 2017, 14:26:14 PM
At the end of the day.....  it gets dark  8)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 13, 2017, 14:37:08 PM
Strange, see reply no. 10.  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: strange on March 13, 2017, 15:39:17 PM
You're way to fast for me on your replies KKOB   :)
Trouble is, I go to post then some inconsiderate b****rd here expects me to do some work
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 13, 2017, 17:14:50 PM
You're way to fast for me on your replies KKOB    :)
Trouble is, I go to post then some inconsiderate b****rd here expects me to do some work


You need to learn to work faster then mate.  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Stuart T on March 13, 2017, 19:08:31 PM
He thought he had to the end of the day.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 13, 2017, 19:20:31 PM
I think we're in a negative agreement situation there Stuart.  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: BernieTeyze on March 13, 2017, 21:46:01 PM
Always smile when a Brummie is on the news. Doesn't matter if the sky has fallen in, or they won the lottery, the response is the same...'err actually' and 'basically'..
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Stuart T on March 13, 2017, 22:00:18 PM
......and (our) two negatives can't make a positive, can they?

Yeah, right.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on March 13, 2017, 22:28:33 PM
He turned around and said to me......
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: mary62 on March 18, 2017, 13:42:49 PM
......and (our) two negatives can't make a positive, can they?

Yeah, right.
Not when it's a pregnancy test  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: mary62 on March 18, 2017, 13:46:24 PM
When people ask you 'What do you think?'  and you start to tell them what you think,  and they are not interested in what you think. I think.....
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 18, 2017, 14:05:27 PM
If you don't want to know what I think, don't ask me what I think.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: mary62 on March 18, 2017, 14:16:51 PM
If you don't want to know what I think, don't ask me what I think.
Are you sure?.....Think carefully.
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: JohnF on March 18, 2017, 14:17:03 PM
If you don't want to know what I think, don't ask me what I think.

You think?  My, my, that's a novel concept  ;)

JF
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Colwyn on March 18, 2017, 14:27:53 PM
To cut a long story short ... [phrase that begins extensive, rambling, irrelevant and excruciatingly boring monologue].
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: KKOB on March 18, 2017, 15:35:53 PM
If you don't want to know what I think, don't ask me what I think.

You think?  My, my, that's a novel concept   ;)

JF

If you think I don't think, don't ask what I think of you.  ;)
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Colwyn on March 19, 2017, 11:54:20 AM
When it comes to coining meaningless phrases our current PM is outstanding; although she attempts to disguise by adding heavy emphasis to make it sound as though she offering some philosophical gem.

"Brexit MEANS Brexit"
"No deal is BETTER than a BAD deal".
"This statement is EMPTY of meaning".
"Politics is NOT a game".


[Note: One of these she has not said ... yet.]
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Colwyn on April 03, 2017, 10:22:35 AM
"It is what it is".
Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: Stuart T on April 03, 2017, 11:51:33 AM
A server in a restaurant plonking my food on the table and saying "enjoy".

It's like a blooming instruction.

I'd live with "I hope you enjoy your meal" but I'm damned if I'll enjoy a poor meal just because I've been told to.

Title: Re: "No Problem at All"
Post by: kevin3 on April 03, 2017, 12:25:34 PM


    People ending a phone call or conversation with  "see ya".      :(