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Offline mary62

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A woman with a glass eye ....
« on: July 04, 2018, 11:36:30 AM »
A woman with a glass eye was married to a man with a nasty disposition. The husband would punish her for having dinner late to the table or if the house cleaning wasn't spotless. His punishment was to take her glass eye and lock it in a password protected safe.

One day while the husband was at work, her mother came to visit her. The wife had burned one of his shirts while ironing it the previous day. Her mother asked "What's with the eye patch? Where's your glass eye?". The wife replied "I burned one of his shirts yesterday and he punished me by taking my eye and locking it in the safe.". Her mother said "Why not just open the safe and take your eye back?".

"I would mom, but I don't know the wife eye password"




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