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Washington has announced that it is helping Turkey in its efforts against the PKK by providing "Intelligence", allowing for its track record I was not surprised to find that the info included:
That the PKK have acquired nuclear submarines which are based in the mountains near Norwich, among the foreign fighters there is an American (Mr E.Presley), a UK citizen (Mr R.J.Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan) some unidentified but very hairy chap from somewhere near Mt Everest and that none of the money or weapons supplied by the US to PEJAK in Iran have filtered across the border into hands of the PKK.