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Pinocchio, Rapunzel and Gaston.....
« on: September 19, 2018, 11:26:53 AM »
Pinocchio, Rapunzel and Gaston are out for a stroll in town one day
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Rapunzel.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First Place," said Rapunzel.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Gaston.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Gaston. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio says, "this is mine."

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" the other two ask.

"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" asked Pinocchio.




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