It's near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned
> in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children
> are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
>
> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave
> early today."
>
> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I wanna get outta here. I'm smart and
> I'll answer the question."
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
>
> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
>
> Johnny is even madder than before.
>
> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
>
> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
>
> Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
>
> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the
> questions first.
>
> When the teacher turns her back, Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
> keep their mouths shut!"
>
> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
>
> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
