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** **'Hello?
'** **'Hi honey.
** **This is Daddy
.** **Is Mommy near the phone?
'** **'No, Daddy
.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.
'** **After a brief pause,
** **Daddy says,
** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.
'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
** **Right now..
'** Brief Pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.
'** **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.
'** **A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
** **'I did it, Daddy.
'** **'And what happened, honey?
' ** 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!
'** **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?
'** **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
** **He hit the bottom of the pool and isn't moving .....
'** *****Long Pause
***** *****Longer Pause
***** *****Even Longer Pause
***** **Then Daddy says,
** **'Swimming pool? ............
** **Is this 486-5731?
'* **No, that's not our number .....
