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Offline Rimms

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20 things your child will never do or understand
« on: November 17, 2013, 20:50:35 PM »
I heard about this when chatting with friends tonight. It's weird but true and I bet you can think of a few more.


1. The relationship between a pencil and a tape.

2. They will never know the white fear you felt when you realised that you weren’t kind, you didn’t rewind the VHS you just handed back to the video store.

3. The art of recording the Sunday Top 40 chart show with minimal DJ chat over the song.

4. The excitement of flicking through your newly developed photos as you walk through the town centre only to find half of them have your thumb over the lens.

5. The simple act of winding down a car window.

6. The glory of a four-hour marathon of eye spy because there were no TV/DVD players in the back of cars in the ‘olden days’

7. Nails down the blackboard. Schools all use super-duper touch screens now.

8. Trolls on top of pencils – an iPad just doesn’t offer a stable place for them to sit.

9. The old shake and blow trick to get your SNES Mario Land game cartridge working again.

10. Rotary dial phones – yes it really did take more than five seconds to dial a number. A number that you also had to memorise.

11. With all the CRB/DBS/ISA child-minders need these days they will never set up their own ‘Babysitters Club’.

12. When arriving 10 minutes before your flight was considered early.

13. Waiting until Saturday morning for the decent cartoons.

14. Having that rare ability to successfully fold the car map.

15. The happiness that is circling what shows to watch in the TV magazine.

16. Leafing through the whole Encyclopaedia to find information on a rainforest – now it’s just a Google away.

17. The advert game – the first to guess the advert gets control of the remote. Now they just record and fast forward.

18. They’ll never know the true meaning of ‘WE WERE ON A BREAK’.

19. Loading a computer game via a tape recorder, which took ages. It was worth it though to get to the final level of Chuckie Egg.

20. Using reverse charges to call your mum and dad at a payphone. Actually, will they even know what a payphone is?




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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 21:01:28 PM »
Waste vast amounts of money protecting themselves against a non existent computer bug :(

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2013, 21:18:38 PM »
Remember the taste of glue on the back of a potage stamp.

Stand on a chair in the living room holding the TV aerial above their head to get a better picture.

Open a Johnny Seven OMA on Christmas Morning

Make a phone from two empty tin cans and a piece of string

Ask your Mum every week for 10 years to buy you a Kellogg's variety pack.... Without success

Drink Lucozade because your sick

Take the Stork versus Butter challenge




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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2013, 21:24:00 PM »
Having your big brothers clothes handed down to you to wear.

Could have been worse I could have had an older sister   :)

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 21:40:07 PM »
The present Mrs H ventures "Write a letter".

I sincerely hope she is wrong but I fear not.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2013, 22:40:56 PM »
Phone box with 2p and waiting for the pips..
Tins of toffees with a dog or a cat on xmas morning.
Putting the clothes through the wringer for your mam n later
In the spin dryer.
Gettin the scores on a Saturday night for the pools..highly honoured
to be trained up for thst job.
Err ringing up the operator and saying..I put my 2p in and its lost..
Asking is that the operator on the line? Then saying well get off theres a train coming
Taking milk and pop bottles back to the shop to get the 1p back
Gosh how old do I feel now.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2013, 22:43:38 PM »
Getting a glass of water from the tap and not a buying bottled water.
Taking a suitcase on holiday and not having to get it weighed.
Taking an empty glass bottle to the ironmonger who would fill it with paraffin, used to love doing this and I liked the smell as he pumped it from the machine into the bottle.

Incidentally, Lucozade was recommend to my daughter by her Doctor for migraine as it gives you a sugar rush and some migraine/headaches can be helped by this.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 12:18:46 PM »
Having your fish and chips wrapped up in real newspaper. :P

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 12:34:02 PM »
Getting excited on Saturday morning because it's pocket money day, and what  you can buy with a threepenny bit or sixpence.

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Re: 20 things your child will never do or understand
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 12:38:31 PM »
Riding a rickety old boneshaker bike, without the protection of a helmet or elbow and knee pads.




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