My apologies for not owning up sooner after 12 noon but I have been unavoidably detained since my post at 10:26.
My posting to Barra is indeed a hoax as indeed is scunner and my mini spat within the thread (and on the Thomson thread).
My thanks to pookie and scunner for their assistance in the deception.
If I need to apologise to anyone, and there were quite a few, who genuinely offered their help with Employment Rules, then I do so unreservedly.