The times of Yetkin/Scunner/Nikkie in Calis were without doubt some of the funniest years of my life, we used to cry laughing at some situations and comments.
Back to topic, H reminds me of a story.
Mrs Scunner was telling me of a holiday in Spain she had before we met. On the beach she was apparently unfortunate enough to get stung by a nasty Spanish bee. There must have been a reaction to the sting, as she informed me it became swollen and very large indeed - in fact, she had to go and see a local doctor. Being a gentleman I was keen to show great concern about this swelling. "You had to go to the doctor? Jeez how big was it?" - "Oh not that big, about the size of our living room"...