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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: DonM on May 16, 2017, 09:34:08 AM

Title: Texting codes for senior citizens
Post by: DonM on May 16, 2017, 09:34:08 AM
ATD At The Doctors
BFF: Best Friend Fell
•BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
•BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
•FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
•GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
•GHA: Got Heartburn Again
•IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
•LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
•OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
•OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
•ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… Can't Get Up
•TTYL: Talk To You Louder
•L.O.L: Living On Lipitor
•DWI: Driving While Incontinent
•FYI: Found Your Insulin
•FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
•CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
•WTP: Where's The Prunes?
•WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
•CBM: Covered By Medicare
•WAITT: Who Am I Talking To