He shouts out: "Anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
A woman puts a hand on his arm and says:
"Sir, the woman behind the bar is a blonde and she is holding a heavy ass beer mug. Next to you is a blond policeman. The person at the end of the bar is a blonde holding a baseball bat. The owner of this bar has a license to own and carry a firearm and he's blond. I'm a karate black belt and also a blonde.
Now, do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man frowns then says:
"Not if I have to explain it five times."
