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Offline pompeylee

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« on: August 22, 2017, 20:26:12 PM »

I asked my baker why most of his cakes are 50p and one is £1.

He said that's Madeira cake.
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Re: Crumbs
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 20:34:25 PM »
Have you found a very old box of Christmas crackers ?
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2017, 20:54:18 PM »
Christmas joke for you then.

How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2017, 20:58:08 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2017, 21:17:19 PM »
Don't give-up the day job.
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