Christmas Day "miracle"

[kevin3]

 Yesterday a guy threatened to jump off the Bosphorus Bridge in Istanbul. By coincidence President Erdogan was

  passing along with his entourage and some film crews. The President, shouting from his car window, talked the

  guy out of jumping. The guy co operated at all times, and everone lived happily ever after. Aaaaaaagh.

  See, the President really IS a nice man, DOES care for his citizens, and really CAN perform miracles.   

[Highlander]

Yes - how fortunate that he happened to be passing.

[Bluwise]

...........and never even ended his mobile call whilst talking to this poor guy 

[Colwyn]

Well, what a heartwarming story; a lovely Christmas tale. Of course, they'll always be a few twisted, embittered, cynics who will want to spoil it, but we shouldn't let them!

[tuzlachap]

May I be the first?

 Of course it was a setup!! Dreamed up no doubt by his shoe-box carrying youngsters and some half crazed PR person, who must be bricking it that he/she will be sussed by the international media, thereby banishing her/him t the nether reaches of Kurdistan.

 

[KKOB]

Once the cameras had gone, the President's men stoned and kicked him to death before throwing him over the parapet.

[kevin3]

   Ahhh, but he'd got all them virgins to look forward to, lucky chap.

[Scunner]

Amazing how all the TV cameras were in place for the coincidental arrival of the president.

Pathetic.