London: Is it Safe?
Hilary insists that we visit an art exhibition in March. I am happy with that. Unusually on CBF, I like art. But the exhibition is in London. Now I hate London; simply detest the place. The only good thing about it is Fuller's "London Pride"; but I can get that here. So what I want to know is UKIP's advice on the place. I've heard it frequently experiences terrorist campaigns and it is full of major high profile targets. Apparently there are a lot of foreigners there and many of them don't speak English - they have a language called Cockney. So, is there a security reason why we shouldn't go to the place?
If you don't think I am taking this seriously enough, I remind you this is a thread about a UKIP political broadcast.