Bit slippery that around the pool!
I think we have a similar idea on gardening.

You would ALSO be called a philistine by our neighbours who were dismayed we'd cut down the WELL overgrown garden. I didn't quite get that!
As you've probably noticed my fertiliser of choice is Round-Up.
Our worst nightmare would be if the sale fell through & his horticulturist fiance had undone all the good work we did by replanting all the beds we had put material down to stop anything growing & covered with stones. Also if they replanted those damned banana trees we paid a fortune to have removed.
We will be returning full of trepidation!