Our religious instruction teacher, Mr Harper, was telling us that Adam and Eve were the first people in the world.
They had two sons, Cain and Able. Cain begat himself a wife. My hand shot up, please sir, where did he begat himself a wife from.??
Shut up and get to the Headmasters office, he answered. Eventually I was granted an audience with Mr Wright the Headmaster,
who was an absolute nutter.! He would go crimson in the face and spit as he screeched at you.He prodded me in the chest until
it hurt then punched me on the shoulder.
The lesson I learned that day was that none of us knew the answer to my question.!!!
