Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on March 17, 2018, 13:03:33 PM
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A scrawny, skinny lumberjack asks a local lumber company if they're hiring
"Sure, but we ain't taking you. You're a skinny little bugger and this is work for a big man."
Outraged, the skinny lumberjack rips the hatchet right off the bigger lumberjack's belt, walks over to a redwood tree, and knocks it down with one swing.
"Ok, then, you're hired. Just tell me this: where on earth did you learn a skill like that?"
"the sahara forest" the scrawny lumberjack replies.
"you mean sahara desert?"
"sure, if that's what they call it now."