Funny old game?

[BM06]

i went out to watch the football last night, when i returned my wife had left me, and left a note saying that i think more about football than her, its a shame really, we have been together for 18 seasons

[Scunner]

[stoop]

Wife: 'Football, football, football! That's all you ever think about! If you said you were going to stay at home one Saturday afternoon to help with the house' work, I think I'd drop dead from the shock!'

Husband: 'it's no good trying to bribe me, dear.'

[GordonA]

Years ago, my bestestist mate, ( an avid Man. Utd. fan)was told by his missus that, in her opinion, he would rather go to watch M.U. play, than go to visit her Mother, his speedy reply?-----------------
 
'Darling, I would rather go to watch Arsenal play, than go visit your Mother'!!!!:
Gordy.