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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on April 21, 2018, 11:30:25 AM

Title: I bumped into an old school friend today.....
Post by: mary62 on April 21, 2018, 11:30:25 AM

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician."