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Offline Scunner

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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 08:40:26 AM »
I want your recipe for pizza Baz, just to compare with my own. I was listening but not entirely  ;)

p.s. We're not gay



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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 14:45:35 PM »
OK, here goes,

The sauce for the base is a cooked sauce using, 1x400gr tin tomatoes wizzed down, add garlic paste (a good teaspoon), tomato puree (1 heaped tablespoon) and italian herbs (a good table spoon), let this all heat through well, and then add a quarter teaspoon of sugar.

This is more than enough for 1 pizza, so what you don't use, when cold, put into something like ice cube trays and freeze for next time, or you can fry up some mincemeat and onions, add to sauce and hey presto, bolognese.

Pizza base:- 6 oz plain white flour, 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon easy blend dried yeast, half teaspoon of sugar, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 4 fluid oz of hand hot water.
Mix all the above, knead for about 3 mins, let rise until about double the size. roll out to required size (about 10" thick crust or around 14" thin crust). Again you can increase the amounts and freeze in portion size amounts.

Construction :- Place rolled out dough onto pizza screen/tray, spread tomato sauce on base (not too heavy), add thinly cut onion, chopped peppers (a mix of green, red and yellow improves appearance), chopped mushrooms, pepperoni or the toppings of your choice, ham and pineapple is good, chicken and sweetcorn or even turkey and stuffing for a christmes pizza.

Sprinkle top with generous layer of a mix of mozzarella and mature cheddar, decorate top with slices of pepperoni or bits of ham depending on type of pizza. Now this is the bit that make the pizza smell authentic, a light dusting of the Italian herbs, place in oven pre heated to about 180 degree for around 20 mins, or until it looks cooked. Take out of oven and let stand for a couple of minutes then cut into portions. Enjoy.:D

Baz 8)




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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2008, 15:19:56 PM »
Ah, similar to mine really, although I use honey instead of sugar  :)

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2008, 18:02:26 PM »
oh Heather,you are funny.xxx

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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 18:22:33 PM »
Here's my lazy git impressive dessert, let me know if you try it, I bet you like it :D

Buy a packet of ginger nut biscuits

Lay them all flat on something like a baking tray.

Pour a teaspoon of whisky or brandy onto each. (Tia Maria works well too)

Cover with cling film and put in the fridge.

Go to bed.

Next day, whip up a big pot of double cream.

Place one ginger nut in front of you.

With a spatula, whack a bit of cream onto it.

Stick another ginger nut on top, more cream, keep going till you have them all cemented together :D

Turn it horizontal and cover the lot in whipped cream.

Grate some chocolate over it

Eat it.

Go on, try it, you'll impress yourself  ;)

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 18:45:01 PM »
oooh yum!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 21:26:01 PM »
 :) Hmm, sounds good Scun, i'm partisl to a few ginger nuts. ;)

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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 00:40:17 AM »
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Originally posted by scorcher

Scunner - you have been warned before about your use of the apostrophe - pack it in



Sorry scorcher, I read it about 5 times and couldn't see the offending grammar - you should have said it was in the title :D

What can I say, I apologise profusely, its one of those thing's  ;)

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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 08:38:19 AM »
Ah yes,"thing'''''s ain't wot they used to be! Spotted! Warrington - nice idea but romantic - dubious!

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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 10:34:04 AM »
Take one (or as many as you like) McVities Ginger cake (or similar).  Slice in half (sideways-length-ways).  Pile bottom half with Peach slices, replace top half.  Pile the top with Peach slices and pre-whipped double cream.  Serve with more cream, whipped or otherwise.

Alcohol can be added if in a 'child free zone'  ;) Also works well minus the cream, plus custard  8)

Ingredients

Ginger cake
Peaches
Double cream/custard
Alcohol (optional)




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