The Dalaman Airport Naughty List

[Scunner]

I always seem to get pulled to one side to open a case or item of hand baggage and yesterday was no exception. I have no idea why they pick on me  

Him: "Open"

Me: "ok"
(case opened)

He searches it, and (I think) sees nothing much of interest then picks out an item...

Him "What is it?"

I thought he was trying to be smart, but actually he was rather thick. Below is "it" - see if you can work out what the item is - it is a difficult one I realise  











Me: "A charger"

Him: "Walkman?"

Me: "Battery Charger?"

Him: "Walkman?"

Me: "Walkman"

He asked for my passport and I was added to a clipboard list of people stopped trying to leave the country with obsolete technology.

[AOK]

pmsl:D:D:D:D

[stoop]

Funny!

[grahamturner09]

He didn't want you to play it then

[Scunner]

Good job too, I'd forgotten to pack all my C90's!

[littlereddevil]

I got added to the list for having a mosaic lamp last time!

[Scunner]

I don't think I'll ever beat the time I brought a full suitcase of music cd's back. Having a young girl lifting them out one at a time, in front of everyone, asking "p0rno? p0rno?" each time is something I doubt happens that often []

[raygans]

LOL last year they had our cases opened and in Mrs Raygans case was lo and behold some electric rollers now that was an explaination in itself ending with Mrs Raygans demonstrating what they were for...priceless.

[JohnF]

quote:Originally posted by Scunner

I always seem to get pulled to one side to open a case or item of hand baggage and yesterday was no exception. I have no idea why they pick on me  

I wondered why the queue was going so slowly... bloody tourist with six pieces of hand luggage.

That would have been you holding everyone up at passport control as well I suppose - poor guy trying to work out why you'd been allowed entry in the first place!

JF

[Scunner]

Nonsense - they scan my passport, give me a wink and that's me through.