Every now and then you get through the sarcasm and get to the real answers to the questions asked.
It's all about snakes and scorpions and the threat posed to people going on holiday to the area who are genuinely worried, no sarcasm or patronisation needed, or "I've lived here for years how big am I", sometimes it needs a different perspective, we can all say how big we are because we've been somewhere lots of times and seen it all and got the t-shirt.
And we go in such and such a bar or restaurant. WAW, aren't we awesome?