2 old men were sitting next to each other on the bus. Man number 1 turns to the other and says 'My name is Alexander Goldberg and I've never forgiven you for Pearl harbour'. Man number 2 says I am Chinese and it was the Japanese that did Pearl Harbour'. Alexander says 'Chinese Japanese korean what's the difference?'. The Chinese man says to Alexander 'I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic'
Alex says to him, 'What you on about? It was an Iceberg that sank the Titanic' to which the chinese man responds......
Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceberg what's the difference?
Me coat is on
