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[kevin3]

   A Priest is driving down the road when he comes across a pig lying dead in the road.

He contacts the police to inform them of his find.

A cocky, old, Desk Sergeant laughed and said "Did you give it the Last Rites, LOL"..??

"No" said the Priest "I thought I'd inform his next of kin first....

[Stuart T]

....... be still, my beating heart.

If I had £5 for every time I've heard "I smell bacon" I could buy a villa in Calis.

However, pretty funny, nonetheless.

[KKOB]

Many, many years ago I worked for TNT. We once had a heck of a job tracking down the correct address of the recipients of a parcel addressed simply as 'Sussex Pigs'.

We eventually delivered it to Sussex Constabulary in Lewes, East Sussex.