Colwyn, can this be real? ;)

[cef]

Glowing Jellyfish!  Too near for comfort, if true!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2518743/Is-GLOWING-JELLYFISH-spotted-Bristol-harbour-hoax.html

[Colwyn]

Well Bristol is well-equipped to deal with it. The BBC Natural History Unit is located here so if it is real we'll have David Attenborough down there in a flash. If it is not a real animal it is probably one of Nick Parks' creatures that has escaped and Wallace & Grommit will be along in a moment to sort it out.

[KKOB]

Yeah, like David Attenborough's just sitting there in Bristol waiting for the call !  

(BTW, he lives in Richmond, West London.)

[cef]

Well Bristol is well-equipped to deal with it. The BBC Natural History Unit is located here so if it is real we'll have David Attenborough down there in a flash. If it is not a real animal it is probably one of Nick Parks' creatures that has escaped and Wallace & Grommit will be along in a moment to sort it out.

  The world is waiting with baited breath! 

[loz]

Daily mail dredging up old stories?
We saw glowing Jellyfish in Tunisia 1995, amazing.

[GordonA]

ALL jellyfish give off a certain amount of luminescence. 


G.A. (Attenborough)  !!!!      :

[Colwyn]

(BTW, he lives in Richmond, West London.)

Are you sure there is life in Richmond, West London is that a hoax?

[KKOB]

Well, there's a surprise. It WAS a hoax.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2519475/The-alien-jellyfish-WAS-hoax-Glowing-creature-Bristol-harbour-turns-publicity-stunt-TV-programme.html

[cef]

  naughty people! 

Thanks for clearing that up KKOB  

[Colwyn]

I hope that contraption hasn't upset our crocodiles.