Next Prime Minister

[JohnF]

I've been hearing that the bookies have got Roy Hodgson as a clear favourite.

It seems he's the only man with experience of getting England out of Europe...

JF

[KKOB]

[pops]

After 4 years with the FA, I doubt he'd work for a PM's wage.

[foggiestmeldrum]

Homer Simpson

[villain]

You can follow the Conservative leadership campaign by using the hashtag #BorisBrixit.

[Colwyn]

Of his leadership bid Michael Gove has announced "I never thought I’d ever be in this position. I did not want it, indeed I did almost everything not be a candidate for the leadership of this party. I was so very reluctant because I know my limitations". And so do the rest of us you silly little pillock.