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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on December 27, 2010, 18:25:02 PM

Title: Old ladies
Post by: birdseye on December 27, 2010, 18:25:02 PM
Tillie - Maude - Gertrude



These
Three old ladies and their dogs

Were
Sitting on a park bench

Having
A quiet conversation

When
A flasher approached from across the park.

The
Flasher came up to the ladies,

Stood
Right in front of them

And
Opened his trench coat.





Gertrude
Immediately had a stroke.


Then
Maude also had a stroke.

But
Tillie, being older and more feeble,

Couldn't
Reach that far.  :o