Puma, if you do not proceed with the operation you will start talking with a funny accent, hear imaginery farm animals and steal hubcaps.
Scunner, this is quite common in middle aged balding ex pats and nothing to be concerned about, it is bar stool rash and can be cured with a peice of sandpaper and a bottle of linseed oil.
Heather, I have a certificate of to prove I am now ok, have you?
Dr.Tink Snr.(cert.)