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Offline wickwilly

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Re: Pet hates (Series 3)
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2019, 19:43:21 PM »
people who write of instead of have. Ie I could of gone out. I could of won the lottery .



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Re: Pet hates (Series 3)
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2019, 08:32:12 AM »
People who spell "does" as "dose". "Dose" is when you have green stuff coming out of your willy. (So they tell me)

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Re: Pet hates (Series 3)
« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2019, 20:14:07 PM »
People who claim that photos like this are natural colours and have not been massively enhanced.


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Re: Pet hates (Series 3)
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2019, 09:24:49 AM »
As this pet hates thread shows how easily people can be annoyed heres an excellent tip to really annoy people

Next time you are in a supermarket stocking up on bozze- perhaps for a bbq or party- lift a packet of nappies from the shelf and bring it with you to the till

Set down your 4 cases of beer, 5 bottles of spirits 4 bottles of wine etc on the checkout conveyor

Then set the nappies next to them

As cashier and fellow customers watch pretend to be adding up the total cost of all your purchases in your head

Then lift the packet of nappies off the check out belt setting them aside not to be purchased

The dirty looks tut tuts and mumblings of " disgraceful " are priceless!!!!

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Re: Pet hates (Series 3)
« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2019, 10:43:46 AM »
Or, just make out you've forgotten your wallet and walk out.




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