In case the irony of your irony has been missed by you Des, one of the points made was that while you prod and provoke about the Calis Beach Forum being made up of people who post who don't live there (it's a resort website, not a website for expats there, by the way) your contributions are rarely to be found in the sections about Calis, Fethiye Turkey or expatness, they are around 85% posted in the Football and "All things that have nothing to do with Turkey" sections.
Of course that is fine - feel free not to post anything about Calis, while you post about people who don't live in Calis posting about Calis.