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Offline Colwyn

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Going to Hell ...
« on: October 29, 2016, 20:37:00 PM »

... on a Handcart


Is there chance that the CIA's opening of renewed investigations of Hillary's email accounts will lose her enough votes to allow Donald Trump into the Presidency through the back door? That will put the minor UK stupidity of Brexit into perspective! We will have a worldwide calamity. If it happens, the following Cold War public advice may prove helpful:


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FOLLOWING THE ELECTION

  • Stay clear of all windows
  • Keep hands free of glasses, bottles, cigarettes, etc.
  • Stand away from bar, tables, orchestra equipment and furniture.
  • Loosen necktie, unbutton coat and any other restrictive clothing.
  • Remove glasses. empty pockets of all sharp objects such as pens, pencils, etc.
  • Immediately upon seeing The Donald elected bend over and place your head firmly between you legs
  • Then kiss your arse goodbye.



Offline Scunner

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2016, 21:32:18 PM »
I have always thought that going to hell would be a very bad thing. The actual mode of transport that takes you there is surely of limited concern.

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2016, 23:10:07 PM »


       But I cant place my head between my legs. Does this mean I won't see my arse depart.??

       I think I would be lost without it, Colwyn reckons I do most of my talking through it.!!

       I think Colwyn and I have a lot in common.               :)

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2016, 14:03:07 PM »
I defended you when Colwyn said you didn't have the brains of a monkey. But I convinced him that you do.  ;)

Offline Colwyn

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2016, 14:16:25 PM »
What I actually said was: "That monkey has got Kevin's brains". It was you who said "That's OK, Kevin wasn't using them anyway".

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2016, 15:22:59 PM »



    I repeat, Colwyn and I have a lot in common. !!        ;)  ;)

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2016, 15:23:58 PM »
Hope that doesn't extend to your little habit of wearing green mankinis Kevin?

 :)

JF

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2016, 17:28:48 PM »


    Now there's a thought.!!     The mind boggles.    :)

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2016, 11:45:13 AM »
Trump's chances have received a sudden boost and the gap is now down to Clinton 49% Ogre 46%. Ooooh, errrrr

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Re: Going to Hell ...
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2016, 13:12:58 PM »


   Frightening prospect.  And while the USA are looking the other way Putin is reportedly

   preparing to blast Aleppo apart with his newly arriving Navel Fleet on the assumption

   that Obama will not act after the 8th Nov election.    :( :( :(




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