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Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« on: July 28, 2018, 19:13:42 PM »
On arrival at the airport in Cuba last month we had to fill in a form - part of which was the opportunity to confess to having any of a potent list of items prohibited in Cuba. Narcotics, large bundles of cash, p0rnography, all the usual heavy items were there.

We had to tick a box to declare we had indeed brought something in on that list. Nobody looked at the form, just took it and put it in a pile then took the next one from someone else...

When we were scanned at the airport for the return they found the goods and we were interrogated - but ultimately allowed to go, and take said goods with us :o

Any guesses as to what they found? (Clean answers only)



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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2018, 19:38:42 PM »
If it's what I think it is, we bartered ours for ten cohibas in the hotel the night before we left  ;)

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2018, 20:12:14 PM »
Phill Jupitus DVD?

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2018, 20:31:49 PM »
Why would you need more than 24 of them anyway?   ;D  ;)

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2018, 20:35:18 PM »
Paracetamol?

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2018, 20:36:33 PM »
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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2018, 20:40:03 PM »
Denture fixative?

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2018, 20:42:47 PM »
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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2018, 21:44:01 PM »
A box of Havana cigars?

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Re: Just for Fun - Bringing Prohibited Goods into Cuba
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2018, 22:30:45 PM »
A box of Havana cigars?

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